so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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