it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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