her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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