I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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