fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
