Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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