I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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