Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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