Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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