We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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