Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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