my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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