Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ok first of all what the fuck
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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