Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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