My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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