I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
