I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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