why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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