he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
do nipples grow back?
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