I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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