Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Me too!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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