You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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