Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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