Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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