Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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