My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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