Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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