Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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