you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.