I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.