I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Boobs speak an international language.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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