I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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