I wannas sexs uuuuu
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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