You surviving the open bar?
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when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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