Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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