Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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