can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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