he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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