dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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