Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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