You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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