Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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