Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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