His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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