we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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