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what?
penguin condom
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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