he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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