I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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