I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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