He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He better not be in your backpack
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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