Ketchup is God's man juice
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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