ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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