His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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