are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
What a dumb baby whore.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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